Amy Schumer

Birth Name: 
Amy Beth Schumer
Best Known For: 

Inside Amy Schumer

Short bio: 

Amy Schumer (born June 1, 1981) is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actress, and producer. She is the star of the sketch comedy series Inside Amy Schumer, which has been airing on Comedy Central since 2013.

She placed fourth on the fifth season of NBC's Last Comic Standing and placed second on Comedy Central's Reality Bites Back. In 2012, she held a recurring role on the Adult Swim series Delocated. Schumer's first lead role in a film was 2015's Trainwreck, which she also wrote.


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Submitted by Daniel Busbey (not verified) on

I don't suppose you would at all be interested in a guy my age. I'm 57 but people tell me I don't look a day over 56 1/2!
Also, I suffer from a nasty, three-pack-a-day habit. I'm talking about Odor Eaters!

We Love 'ya, Amy...keep up the good work...especially as the Boner Doctor

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Submitted by Larry (not verified) on

Please tell Amy those dresses she wears accentuate her "Elephant legs" nicely.Thank you.

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Submitted by John D. (not verified) on

Amy Schumer is gorgeous and beautiful, I don't understand these idiotic critics that comment on her size. Amy is a role model to women everywhere. Keep up the good work Amy, we love you. Happy belated Birthday Amy. Gemini's rock!!!!!

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Submitted by Dawn lombar (not verified) on

Dear mrs. Schumer, I just watched your HBO special which was fantastic!! I thought of a few sexual innuendos for woman!! 1. "Double stuffed pig in a blanket!! Tie a man down with the sheets, then two woman put on strap ons and fuck him in the the mouth and ass! 2. The hog tied muzzle!! Hang a man from the ceiling by his bound hands and bound feet!! Strattle his face and hold his head by his hair and force his face as hard against your vag as possible!!3. The squealing demon!! Put a man on his back! With his head over the edge of the bed! Feet in the air put on a strap on fuck him in the ass til he cries!! Then move to the face and make him suck the dildo!! I made these up from own dirty mind! Given a enough time I'm sure I could do better!! Thanks for being you! Keep doing what u you do!!! Sincerely, dawn Lombard jr.

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Submitted by sissy (not verified) on

OMG.. can you please do this to me? Except fully feminize me first, dress me up in a slutty dress, makeup, heels, and lock me in a chastity cage?

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Submitted by Lisabobisa (not verified) on

HBO special was awesome!! Men are pigs this is from my (pig) co-worker, he made it up himself (bright as he is), he calls it the "LOCK AND LOAD", he said a girl gave him a blow job in the car while he was driving & after he was done in her mouth she was holding it trying to spit it out the window, but he locked the windows so she would have to swallow it. How sweet!

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Submitted by Mark (not verified) on

Instead of preaching about taking away my god given RIGHT to own firearms and protect myself, you should preach to women about the importance of them being responsible for their own security. There are many stories of women using their firearms to protect themselves from rapists, robbers, and other disgusting human beings. Typical liberal... blame the gun but not the person behind it. Gun violence is high in cities because of the illegal narcotics trade. And most of these gang bangers aren't allowed to own weapons. So stop preaching about how evil the second amendment is.

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Stop hating and stop whining about anyone taking away your guns. Do you provide food for your family with those guns? Nope I bet you go to the grocery store just like the rest of us. THAT'S what the right to bear arms means jack wagon.

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Submitted by James FU Schumer (not verified) on

Embrace your new president bitch! Stop dividing American with your hateful speech. The only hateful speech I hear comes from you and the whining, crying Democrats. Hillary ran a shitty campaign, didn't cover topics, rarely campaigned to the people (that she is to serve), ran on a solely negative campaign, colluded with Hollywood (shrills like you) and the main stream media (which put out bullshit polls as a psyop to discourage voters). The deception of the media (majority) was nearly as bad as your recent ads placed about President Elect Trump (nice disclosure of the false headline (sound familiar) of it's deception on the last line (knowing the internet readers (about 10%) will read the entire article). Blame the media for your "shock" of Trump winning and your shitty candidate Hillary Clinton for running a shitty campaign and stealing the nomination from Bernie Sanders. I used to like you and your comedy,..but I'm done with you as well as many of other Americans. You were born with a silver spoon in your ass. What do you have to worry about? Answer is nothing, you never had to since daddy will be there for you. Stop dividing America because of Hillary's and your stupidity.

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Submitted by Marti (not verified) on

Hey bitch you don't like Trump then please take your fat ugly ass out of this country as you promised. Your not funny, your not pretty, leave no one will miss you! And take all your liberal friends with you fat ass.

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Submitted by dave jonnes (not verified) on

When are you moving out of the country? Please take Whoopi with you. Seriously LEAVE

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Submitted by brother_buck (not verified) on

yea whats up with the losers that think a gal of Amy's stature is considered plus sized? I never had dope that good back in my day..Amy looks terrific and she rocks !

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Submitted by Daniel W Medders (not verified) on

We are all waiting Amy. Please keep your word. Canada, Mexico, France....anywhere but here, please leave...quietly, noisily....just leave. Can't wait.

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Submitted by Steve (not verified) on

When is Amy leaving the United States? I will be happy to pay for her plane ticket. It will be a great day for America when all the celebrities like Amy, who promised to leave United States if Trump won, actually stayed true to their word.

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Submitted by nicky (not verified) on

says she has a illness and also says she didn't know new zealand was on her tour agenda. Really!!!!. or maybe she doesn't know where new zealand is. How about this don't put new zealand on your agenda ever again and leave at that since your humor is 'gutter' and cannot deliver any one liners.

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